What? You don't feel like your vote counts? The candidates don't represent your views? You're not alone. That's why I wrote in the only candidate whose views are actually based in reality... the real reality where humans are an insignificant speck on the backs of giant abominations that stride between the stars, destroying worlds without thought. Write in "Cthulhu" this year... heck, do it, don't do it... eventually it won't matter because when the big guy is ready those two other puny humans on the ticket will soon be rolling on the floor to the music of insane laughter and devilish piping from beyond the stars.